August 25th, 2016

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ITS DOUCHE TIME

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He heads to the club because he has nothing better to do, and it might drum up something.

He and Locus have taken a bounty recently that's been more trouble than it should be worth. The price is decent, listed as an AWOL soldier that stole UNSC property - Felix knows the feeling, he'd been tempted to multiple times. Thing is, all they're giving out is the suit of armor.

They want the armor back. The person inside is optional.

But a person like that isn't dumb enough to wander around in armor, and there's been little information on where they might be. Felix and Locus don't really have a starting point - which means Locus is getting all weird about it. How do they expect us to do this without information? He growls. What a downer.

While he looks for another bounty in the meantime, Felix beats feet to the club. It's a good way to blow off steam, to maybe pick up information from drunk people. Mainly, though, he's looking to get laid. Being around Locus' does that to him. The guy just sucks the life out of any fun, for real.

He spots his target at the bar. Nice ass, long hair, leaning over and talking to the bartender. A little short, but not tiny. Felix considers them for a little bit before he decides to saunter over.

"With an ass like that, what made you decide to stop here?"