warpspammer: (juro)
nyx "loud horny peacock" ulric ([personal profile] warpspammer) wrote in [community profile] spankbanks2020-10-14 11:32 pm

haven't you heard? i'm the hero.


one idiot hero, hot and ready.

"but is he fresh?"

he's HOT. and he's READY.
lucere: (♕ In the twilight of our departure)

[personal profile] lucere 2020-10-19 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Then basmati it is.

[Have some faith in your king! Regis might not be a pro in the kitchen but he can easily make a pot of rice. Why? Well, they happen to own a rice cooker, okay? Yes, Regis is cheating here but listen, he doesn't want to spoil this midnight dinner of two. That's why he's actually measuring the amount of rice and water to use before setting the timer on the rice cooker. He's cheating but he's being smart about it.]

Come now, Nyx. [Regis grins at the Galadhian once he has done his part.] You're cooking curry for me in the dead of night. I think we can drop the formalities for now.

[He doesn't want Nyx to feel like he's obligated to keep calling him "your majesty" all the time.]
lucere: (♕ Then war claimed him)

[personal profile] lucere 2020-10-22 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure, Nyx.

[He can't help but smile when Nyx fumbles a little. Of course, he knows this is an odd request but Regis is quite insistent about it. He doesn't want to be called "your majesty" during this dinner. In his opinion, it would spoil the mood somewhat since Nyx went through the troubling ordeal of cooking this wonderful meal.]

I know it's a bit selfish of me to ask this but---

[He lowers his gaze and focuses on the timer upon the rice cooker.]

I hardly get to hear my name anymore. At least not without my royal title.

[To be honest, he hasn't been "Regis" since he ascended the throne. While he doesn't take his royal title or sovereignty for granted, Regis still misses the good all day.]